Shit-Show 2010

I stumble into my dorm room late Friday Night with my head spinning. Why did I have those 14 Wendy's Chicken Nuggets again?

Ohhh right, because they're the bomb diggety, duh!

Conner follows suit soon after and "beached whale's" it on my floor. Hygiene always takes precedence, regardless of inebriation of any sorts, so I decide to give my face a nice exfoliation (of sorts). I come back to the room still feeling like crap and grab some always clutch plastic bags just in case the worst happens, and climb up to my top bunk.

Three minutes later, the worst does indeed happen. I throw up in the plastic bag ftl *shakin' my head*

I lean over the side of my bed and look at Conner..."Yo...I just threw up."

His response: He throws up as well. I feel like I set of a chain reaction hahaha.

This describes my lowest moment of UConn partying this year haha!

Basically, as the title denotes, it was a shitshow. Conner and I, being teammates after three games of the FIFA Drinking Game, had set up to play Pat and Jimmy. In our defense, we were definitely feeling it from the start of the game, and we were defeated by a score of 8-1 (yikes lmao). It was a historic loss, at times Conner was pleading them to "stop scoring for the love of god!" haha and it was tough to see the screen by the end of it. Thus set the table for the previously mentioned events to happen lmao.

Now, don't be concerned because I don't usually get like that, that was actually the first time I've been that bad and I was just finding my limits. Probably won't happen again for a while. It was mad funny we were joking around at the start of the night like "Yo Im about to get Autistic tonight! Bout to drink away that extra chromosome" etc etc, Who Dat? , Etc lol and I guess one could say mission accomplished haha shyttttt

At the risk of sounding like an alcoholic (which I'm obviously not), it was mad fun though ahaha.

Phewwww

Thus ends the wave of first exams haha and ya boi is got his game face on ! Bout to go hard the rest of the way FTW

lol whatsup people!

So, spring break is coming up, and with it comes spring weekend 2010! We at UConn already have our T-Shirts lined up, with our slogan "Been There, Drank That" certain to describe a raucous weekend. We've got two pretty mainstream bands coming to play at a concert, the first is the rapper known as Kid Cudi, and the other one is Jack's Mannequin. I'm pretty fine with the idea of both of them. Cudi's not really my ideal rapper, but it's still a catch. Plus I like Jack's Mannequin, and so will the biddies hahaha!

SoOoOoO yea -_-

Ski Trip

It was time to reclaim my throne as King of the Mountain a couple of days ago, when I went skiing with my buddies Pat, John, and Jimmy. Unfortunately, I should have been more specific with myself on how to accomplish this--like not plastering my face all over the mountain hahaha.

Yes, I did in fact wipeout multiple times. But! I did manage to get down a double black diamond without falling by the end of the day so that was pretty sweet. One of my wipeouts was so intense that I bent the pole at like a 60 degree angle haha! Had to bend that sucker back and continue stayin on my grind.

I do think that this day of skiing rekindled my interest in the sport, if I can manage to spare the money, I'd like to go and grab some cheap skis and boots so I can go more often.

My roomate, Jimmy, and John are all dirty skiiers, even to my untrained eyes. Definitely will have to put in the time to catch up to them, if possible.

Interesting Note: I saw two black skiiers at Stratton!!

What the Crap Dawg!

Why is every hot girl at UConn (that I meet) taken?!?!?!?!

A Scene from My English Class

Here's a scene that happened in my English class yesterday:

Teacher: "As all of you know, your paper is due on Friday. However, it's kind of a gray area deadline because I won't be reading your papers Friday Night. Wanna know why?"

Class: *puzzled stares* "Why?"

Teacher: "Because I'm goin out Friday Night that's why! Maybe I'll take a look at them Saturday afternoon, but I will not be reading them Saturday Night, wanna know why?"

Class: "You're going out Saturday night?"

Teacher: "You're damn right I'm goin out Saturday night. *pauses* Now that I think about it, here's what I will be doing Sunday. I'm going to wake up, smoke some cigarettes, read the newspaper, heck maybe go to mass, and thennnnn I'll take a look at your papers. So, just make sure that it's in before I read them."

Smartass Kid: "What if it's not in before you read it?"

Teacher: "Then you fail. And that will not look good on your report card when there's a big fat 'F' on there. *reconsiders for a second* Actually, I've never given anyone an F before."

Random Kid: "How many D's have you given out?"

Teacher (thinking): "Hmm...nope I've never given any D's."

Another Kid: "What about C's?"

Teacher (thinking again):"...there was one C."

El Fin.


Boo Yah.

Jam of the Month-January

So, I realize that in my absence from blogging, my Jam of the Month for January has been missing! So, without further ado, I choose...Say Something by Drake!

It just brings that chill vibe, something you can just ride to lol. Check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9pYU-fa18

Groundhogs Day

Man, that is one amazingly cute groundhog. I want one. Legit.

Idk about that name though...what is it, Punxsutawney Phil?

Honestly?

Literally?

Truthfully?

Realistically?

Really? ...That's his name? Shoot, why isn't it something sweet like Doctor Winter or Groundy the Groundhog. Whatever

Well, the result is....6 more weeks of winter. Noooooooooooo! How you gonna do me like that Phil?

Texas Who?

Verfluchte Schizer! (Effin Crap in German lol)

Dude so this post is hella late! I lost some steam in the whole Blogspot thing, but I'm coming back with a vengence!

Basically, Saturday was sick becuase UConn knocked off #1 seeded Texas at our home court!! I was there!! I rushed the court!! I was so close to the players I could rub their sweaty heads! (I didn't but my friend did...whatever man dont judge lol). The security guards were like "no...please dont rush...stop...we wont let you..." as we ran by lol forget them! Watch me do me playa

Then of course the campus was buzzin afterwards, party city y'all!