Thursday, December 31, 2009
New Years Eve
Should be an interesting drink for the New Years Eve party.
At any rate, odds are roughly 20-1 that I say "I want that purple stuff!" at least thirty times tonight.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Avatar
Ok, so I went to see Avatar in 3D a couple days ago. I wasn't really expecting anything great, I mean let's face it, the only other 3D movies that I had ever heard of were Spy Kids 3D and Ice Age 3D (both of which I did NOT attend). So, it was to be a new experience of sorts lol.
To give you, the reader, a reference point for this movie, it's basically the Blue Man Group meets Shaquille O'Neal meets Romeo and Juliet meets the trail of tears
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I'm not going to lie, the movie was actually pretty good. Visually it was pretty sweet and even though the script really wasn't that great/plot kind of sucked it still managed to be worth the money. I hear it was the most expensive movie ever made, which would make sense because the 3D added a lot to the movie. Basically, it's worth the watch just for the effects. Chyeaaaaaaaa bOiiii
Friday, December 25, 2009
Merry Christmas
My gift to you: my last post pertaining to my 1st semester!!
Finals were truthfully veryy stressful. UConn does a lot of things to counteract this stress (or I should say our Health Education Office deals with this issue) and gives out hella stress-balls to people in the library, free massages, and this and that.
Authors Note: I'm convinced I was given the worst stress-ball in existence. It looks like an orange which is fully awesome, but when you try to squeeze it, it doesn't squoosh (squissh?). Like, it has just enough resistance where it pisses me off when I'm squeezing it ha! You know it's bad when your stress-balls are stressing you out!
Anyways, one brilliant kid decided that we were going to have a rave the Sunday before Finals week, and through the power of facebook we had over 5,000 confirmed guests haha, so my boys and I decided to check it out. We headed over to the Student Union that Sunday at 9, an hour before the start, and studied till about 15 minutes before it all went down. Being an employee at the Student Union (and by the power of my extreme boredom, a connoisseur of it...of sorts), I brought our stuff to a hidden, secret staircase so that no one would steal it.
As we were walking back down the stairs, we could hear this great host of people starting to yell and cause chaos, and stepping out onto the first floor we saw such a gathering of people lol, there must have been at least 4,000 kids crammed into SU! We rushed to the crowd to get a spot and everyone is doing chants like "Ole, Ole, Ole, Oleeeeeeee" and "We want music! *clap clap clap clap clap* lol
All of a sudden, some guy to my right taps my friend on the shoulder and motions to our group "Want to give me a lift? I'm going to crowd surf."
Fair enough, sir.
The strange thing about it though, was that he was wearing a full-on, purple tellytubby costume hahaha! We got him up, and then watched as he crowd surfed through the chaos hahaha.
At this point, the crowd let loose beach balls and stressballs from the library, which were thrown around from person to person at random, which gave us something to do as we waited for music. Out of the corner of my eye, a flash of purple catches my attention, and who is it but the purple tellytubby again!
Except this time, he was being crowd surfed up these stairs!! The people of UConn went absolutely nuts hahahaha !!! This is how legends are born.
It was nuts, the whole place was packed. Also, we saw the green man who is everywhere (just some guy in an all green costume lol) and once the music started playing everyone had a blast, great way to let off some steam, check it out on Youtube too if you're interested. HOLLAAAAA
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
UConn vs USF
Saturday rolls around, and what does UConn turn into...how about a winter wonderland lol (no homo)
Literally it's a blizzard out there! What makes it more interesting is that we have a night football game at 8 o clock vs South Florida, a team completely opposite of UConn's style: they thrive in the warm weather, with a prolific passing offense while we do work in the cold with a powerful running game. My roomate and I were all set with tickets, being season ticket holders, however we were missing one thing--bus tickets.
Now, Uconn is different than a lot of other colleges in that our football stadium is probably thirty minutes off campus, so to compensate for this the university offers bus tickets for 4 bucks each that need to be purchased about 2 days in advance. It's such a pain to go down to the Ticket Office and get them though, so we decided to try our luck and wing it.
Pat and I headed down around six thirty because we heard from a floormate that the last bus always lets you in for free. Unfortunately for us, there was a huge line still to get on, so we decided just to go inside the student union and grab some hot chocolate before attempting to sneak on. Better warm and sneaky than cold and sneaky lol. So we head in, grab some coco, and come out, and what do we see but two girls sneaking onto a bus. Pat and I pulled our best Kronk impression (the body guard from Emperor's New Groove lmao)and snuck on after them.
We decided to lay low, but the Kraut was trying to make small talk as more and more people got on, finally it was just the 8 of us: the two girls, four guys, and my roomate and I. As I listened to their convo, it suddenly dawned on me--these were the ticket checkers! I texted Pat quickly to lay low lol and we started cracking up at the irony, and the bus took off for the game.
Jimmy, John, and Kati all grabbed front row seats and we took our place next to them, and started going crazy for UConn. The field looked really amazing in the snow flurries, if you can check out some pics of the game on UConn's website I would do so. It proved to be a sick game, South Florida scored a go-ahead touchdown with 40 seconds left to go up 27-26, but we stormed back and our terrible kicker pulled some late game heroics with a 42 yard field goal as time expired ftw! We saw ourselves on the video highlights (my roomate was in an orange coat, easy to spot) and everyone was going absolutely bananas!!! Such an epic win!!! Now we have a pretty sweet bowl game in Alabama vs. South Carolina! Let's go UConn!!
Jam of the Month
-My man Trey Songz absolutely killin it! in I Invented Sex (featuring Drake)
-Goddess Girl by a new favorite artist of mine, Famous (Swag)
-I Wanna Know Your Name by Famous
These are all great songs, but I just heard this song and I've listened to it like 15 times in a row...it's so damn good.
And the winner is....If you leave by Musiq Soulchild featuring Mary J Blige!!!
It's already been decided that Mary J Blige has more swag than any other male or female on earth right now, and the vocals are crazyyyy
check it out here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGCUxBDLo2M&feature=related
Swag!
Sunday, December 6, 2009
I want to hold you and talk to you,
Put my arm round your shoulder walk with you,
girl,
and I'm sincerely being honest,
you could be my goddess girl.
As soon as I placed my eyes on you,
I just knew that I had to step to you,
girlllllll,
and I'm sincerely being honest,
you could be my goddess girlll
--Famous
Stanley the Man-ley...or not
So, before we met up with them, Conner and I decided to play a fun little pregaming game involving Fifa 10. We took a shot every time we scored--which was a lot seeing as we were Brazil and the computer was the Korean Dragons lol! I was probably feeling it that night more than any other night in recent memory, which resulted in some embarrassing texts sent to people the next morning...if you got one just disregard it lol.
We headed over to Greenwich house to party (this place is a favorite of ours) and got on the dance floor. As we look over, we see a dark, hulking figure...which belonged to none other than Stanley Robinson!! He had a whole entourage of girls dancing with him, which I find weird because I'm pretty sure he's like married and with kids...not very respectable Stanley lol. Also, Conner touched his hand while Stanley was making out with some chick...to which he exclaimed "does that mean I actually made out with that girl? Or threeway kissed with a girl and Stanley?" lol!!
Every time a group of drunk people go out, there is always one person that ends up getting lost, or leaves without telling anyone at some point. That is just basically party law lol. I fulfilled that role Friday Night. For some reason, I wasn't feeling the dance party, so I decided to just follow my feet for the night. I headed out with a dying phone down the Seargent Peppers street, with the I Got A Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas song in my head lol, got back to the room, played some drunk fifa, then called up DP Dough for an awesome buffalo chicken calzone (made just spicy enough for me to like it, without being unable to handle it haha). Then I met back up with Conner and Pat and the group etc later on, an interesting night. Ill post the UConn-South Florida post later tonight, pce homies!
Thy Jingle Jameth
I guess I'll start off at the start of the (college) weekend haha, Thursday was Jingle Jam!! Lauren drove all of us up to Hartford for the most jammest of jingles and all the way there we pregamed and spit rhymes. I was actually surprised when we got into Hartford, the area around the XL Center was really nice! Nevertheless, there were a few shady cats lingering around the premises, such as one in particular.
As we start walking to the center, some sketchy black guy walks up to us and is like "Jingle Jam T-shirts for 10 bucks" and starts slyly walking away.
Now, I may not be the most street smart person in the world, but I was still a bit iffy on this possible purchase offer. However, it can be said that Jim is not lol,and he ran up to the guy and started haggling, so Conner, Jimmy, and I started following. This dude was a born hustler lol because he ended up selling each of us a T-Shirt! Not gonna lie though I'm pretty happy with the buy haha so it was worth it.
We get in the XL Center and find our seats...honestly they were like the farthest back seats imaginable lol, and we were the only white guys in there. However, it gave us a chance to get hyphy lol and we danced like the whole concert! Almost everyone was smokin mad weed which was pretty gross lol and one of the friends actually threw up from the smell lol! (thats an entirely different story though, text me if you want to know it) The performers were crazy, the crowd was live, and it was just an awesome night in general. Such an epic day to have my first Thirsty Thursday lol!!
Monday, November 30, 2009
That shit was hilarious
There really isn't a lot that needs to be done, besides preparing for finals...yikes. However, since I took three exams the week before thanksgiving break, there is a nice lack of homework for the time being. Being the good, organized student that I am (not), I finished the last journal for my FYE class, so all the work for that class is almost taken care of. Woot!
This weekend promises to be very interesting, because I haven't partied in a long time! I might dedicate either Saturday or Sunday to work though, because Thanksgiving Break cost me a lot more money than I thought, what with eating hella sushi, buying Christmas Gifts, and whatnot. That reminds me...I have to work tomorrow =/
For those of you that do not know, Tuesdays tend to be incredibly boring work days, so text me from 10-3 and make my day go by faster =]
All in all, my Thanksgiving Break kicked major ass!!! I got to see my cousins from Washington who are the ish, and hung out a lot with some friends. Regretfully, I would have liked to see some people more, but to be perfectly honest I have to put my family first, ya know? Like, I'm only going to see the mannis for maybe 2 weeks out of the whole year so it's really important to put them first priority even if it means sacrificing time with people I really care about too.
My internet clip of the week: Yung Mali aka Jamaal killin Cerrone on facebook with his diss video...he went hard!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Random Thought of the Day
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Jingle Jam
Also, time to talk about a matter of hella importance...JINGLE JAMMMMMMMMMM
Some of you may be confused, and thus prompted to ask such questions as:
"But Steve, what's Jingle Jam?
Is it some sort of Christmas Concert?
That you Jam to?
The answer to that would be...why yes. But that's a different Jingle Jam (taking place December 4th at UConn which I will NOT be attending). The Jingle Jam I'm talkin about is the real motha effin deal yo!
It's goin down Thursday, December 3rd at the XL Center in Hartford, sponsored by Hot 93.7! Basically, it is the livest concert in Connecticut because it features some real big name Rap/R+B Stars, with such guests this year as Omarion, Mario, Pitbull, Fabulous, Keri Hilson, Trey Songz, and much more! They are still announcing surprise guests that are going to be there every week, and I think they are saving some of the bigger names for last...can you say Drizzy Drake Rogers!?!?!?! (it's possible, he's on some of Trey's Tracks)
I'll be goin' with Jimmy, Conner, the Kraut (my roommate Pat lol) and Billy...it's gonna be the bomb digg. I've been wanting to go to Jingle Jam since last year hahaha!
You can hear the many advertisements for it if you just listen to Hot 93.7 for 5 minutes.
This leads me to my next point: my official Club Banger Jam of the Month! This Month's winner is Everything, Everyday, Everywhere by Fabulous featuring Keri Hilson. I encourage you to check it out it's straight fire!
That's it for this post, till next time! (I'm actually keeping up with this blog pretty well lol)
Two more days till NH!!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Up
I find myself listening to some pretty weird music walking around campus lmao, ranging from the metal ballads (thanks Jim and Conner), the Wicked Soundtrack, and all the way around to She Gotta Donkk lol. Not gonna lie, I would probably be embarrassed at some of these if other people could hear them haha, which prompts me to play this new game I've came up with...what's on other peoples' ipods haha. It's pretty fun, especially when I'm bored during lectures and have a window seat haha!
I just watched UP again last night...it's so damn good!! Plus, it was in HD on my blue-ray capable Sony Vaio, so it looked even sweeter haha dibs! I really love this movie haha although I may be biased because of the company I kept when I saw it the first time =)
That's pretty much it, just thought I'd update quickly...This week is going to be murder for me. I have a Calc exam tomorrow, and then a Chem and Bio exam to round out the week on Friday (help!)
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Don't Trust A Kraut...
I only got to study one chapter of Bio before it became pointless lol. Basically, we all headed to the Basketball game (which was sick!) and then afterwards headed to the Student Union. They were having some karaoke night like they do every friday, and we could not stop laughing at this one girl singin' Get Low, Baby Got Back, and Lip Gloss lol. Let's just say she wasn't the most attractive girl anyone's ever seen, and we shall leave it at that lol. Also, her musical dancer was that outrageously gay black guy from the Lip Sync Competition lmao and he was goin off the wall. Literally he was the only person dancing lol but he loved the attention...go figure haha. Also, we spotted Kwame Siriboe-Watson!!!
Then I headed back to my room (the other people went off a little earlier while I played a quick match of FIFA 2010 lol). I open the door and my room is completely dark lol, Conner and Pat are playing an intense game of FIFA 09, and Conner is talking Hellaaaaaaaa shit to pat the whole time. I send Jimmy a text that I'm at my room, and he shows up 5 minutes later with Zoli and Jim, who proceed to DJ the game and add to the trash talk.
I go up to the top bunk and try to continue to study lol, when I get another text--this time it's Zach. He wants to know what were up to so he heads up to the room too.
A little while after that, I get a text from some bitties and they head up as well lol so now theres like legit 10 people in my room, and we stop playing FIFA and start playing some music from the xbox. Literally, for the rest of the night we blared music and sang along/danced completely sober, at some points screaming out the lyrics lol! I don't know how we didn't get caught haha it was crazy up in Russell 303.
Also, one of my floormates stopped by and joined the dance party lol except he was kinda a scrub at dancing...he thought he was the shit and everyone was just like...oh yea thats sick...
Good kid though haha Conner and I were crackin up after it.
Also, we woke up and ate breakfast this morning and Conner and I made a new song about Pat. It goes: Don't Trust a Kraut, Never Trust a Kraut, Don't Trust a Kraut, Trust Me, which was coined due to a couple of reasons.
1) You just cant trust a Kraut lol
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2) Pat's been saying he's gonna buy his own shampoo for a week but hasn't gotten around to it lmao which Conner found as hella bullshit (not really a big deal truthfully haha)
Oh and 3) Conner couldn't open his hardboiled egg with the plastic knife after asking Pat what the German way of opening it is.
Trivial, but funny all the same lol
Thursday, November 12, 2009
One more day till Friday!
Ok, not so much lol, but as Mr. Mac taught me, you always have to start out with one of those attention grabbers.
So, right now I'm taking a break from studying Biology, and I decided to update this thing for the people to see how I'm doin.
Just keepin' it trill lol.
I just found out about Pandora, it's pretty sweet! I'm listening to the Drake station and it's actually really good, I miss listening to the radio (Hot 93.7 represent!) back home. You never really get a chance to listen to it up here because you're never in a car driving around campus. Speaking of being in the 203, I can't wait to go back and catch up with everyone! It seems like college is seperate from the real world at times lol and when I get back to NH it's nice to just relaxxxxxxxxx
Also, random update: some kid just kicked open the door to the study, drunk off his ass lol, and sat down and started eating some skittles lmao. The person he was with was like "Omg sorry sorry !!" and had to like forcibly remove him from the room lmao.
Gotta love UConn.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
A Random Wednesday Post
Also, procrastinating so much right now, I really don't want to study for my three exams next week, but I have to soon. I am actually gonna take this weekend off from partying and buckle down, I can sacrifice one weekend if it will help my gpa out a little.
Check out Lil Wayne's new mixtape No Ceilings, it has "more fire than a dragon fight" lol
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
(Half) Weekend in the 203
Just got my H1N1 flu vaccination haha (aka swine flu)!! I was just working my job, walking around the Student Union and one of the nurses spotted me and gave a whole presentation telling me to get it lol, so I ran into the clinic during my break to quickly get it. I was a little nervous lol, because those of you that know me well know that needles are not up on my list of favorite things (especially not finger pricks lol!) and I've never actually volunteered to get a shot haha.
Thankfully, I filled out the paperwork, walked up to the nurse, who then told me I was getting the nasal vaccine haha ftw! So bring on the flu!
Half of my weekend was spent at UConn, which unfortunately was soooo dead. To make matters worse, Providence beat us in the second round of the soccer tournament...it was some effin hella bullshit!!!! They played like such pansies, dropping every player but one striker back for the whole game, they were obviously playing for penalty kicks. Unfortunately, it turned out to be one of those games when nothing goes in, and they got one lucky break in sudden death overtime to take the game.
The other half was spent relaxing at home, I left at like 11 Sunday morning and went back to UConn Tuesday morning. Don't be offended if I didn't hit you up to hangout lol, I really needed some time to just relax and be with the family...THANKSGIVING BREAK SOON! It was nice being at home, UConn is so hectic with all the work and friends to hangout with, it's nice to just escape for a little bit.
Also, I went to the North Haven girl's state soccer game!! It was pretty sick lol I really wanted to make at least one game this year and I finally got around to seeing them win! Jess drained a top of the box, lob shot over the keepers head for the game winner with about 20 to go, nice job! Terrible officiating though, one of the guys looked like he should have been drinking prune juice at a diner or something he was so old. Anyways, it made my day =]
That's about it, just workin for the weekend right now lol
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Adventureland
It seems like quite a bit of people went home this weekend, my roommate included lol which is nice in a way. I actually might be headed back to North Haven tomorrow morning, I'm going to go see the Wethersfield-NH soccer game on Monday...might be tougher to make than I thought at first, but I can't screw this up.
This morning was sick too because the Sunderland-Tottenham game was on this morning at ten!!! It was pretty epic, the caliber of the premiership is exceptional, better than I expected, Sunderland plays soccer with real pace and crispness.
This post is all over the place--allow me to bring it back to last night. Apparently, Jimmy's roommate Ben and this fat kid Devin tried what they called "the thirty challenge". This consisted of the two of them drinking a whole thirty rack each lol from 1 pm to 12 am. Children, I must warn you not to partake in this, honestly it was retarded, however they are heavy drinkers so they actually made it out alright lol. Devin is pretty belligerent when drunk and the whole room smelled like beer, Ben passed out too so it was just kinda crazy (and slightly pathetic). TO be honest, if I did something like that I'd be dead or severely alcohol poisoned lol but they drink so much that they managed to get out ok. Kudos I guess lol!
Friday, November 6, 2009
Nikh Bowl!
Legit I can't wait! Firstly, because I'll be back home on Thanksgiving Break. It's relaxing being home, I have to say. Secondly, because I get to see my friends from high school playing sports hahah. I'm gonna be goin shirtless along with Jimmy for Amy and Sarah, if you want your number on me and you are a senior girl lol just holla at me. We've been hitting up the gym everyday in preparation lol--we can't go shirtless lookin like scrubs! Although I have to admit it's going to be freezing. That's the one downside.
At least this time it's a home game haha! Don't want a repeat of last years disaster.
No Shave November
Now, I may not be interested in that aspect of the deal, however this provided me with some food for thought. What would I look like with a beard lol? So, I've decided to conduct a little experiment with myself as to how I would look with one.
I know what some of you may be thinking...Steve, don't be a tool lol. I know a beard on me is gonna look ridiculous haha, but if my dad can pull off the mutton chops, who knows lol and it's not like im going out of my way to impress anyone at Uconn. Currently I'm on day 6.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Halloween
The Uconn men and women's team for basketball are starting up! Both our exhibition games have been played, with the men winning like 123-67 and the women winning something like 100-32 lol! Get pumpeddddddddddd
In soccer news, we clinched a share of the Big East regular season title! Jim, Pat, and I all stormed the field with the rest of the fans as they took multiple photos, you can kind of see my head in one of them (number 27 in the gallery, towards the right) but for some reason im looking to my left, camera's right, so good luck trying to find it. I would put it in here and circle it but I need to buy the rights =/ for like 15.99...Eff that! This will build character haha. We nabbed some grass from the field and it currently is residing on top of our microwave =]
yea, i know, its kinda weird but thats how we roll lol check it
I'm gonna be updating this more often from now on lol I apologize
I can't wait for Thanksgiving Break!!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Reflections
For instance, I feel like I've become much more confident in social situations. I used to always have Geoff to talk to when things became boring in conversations, and sometimes I didn't feel the need to meet new people--I could just talk to Geoff instead. At UConn though, it's a necessity to meet new people and it's coming to me a lot easier than I thought it would be. Everyone has those moments during their senior year where they just freeze up and have a 5 second panic attack about the prospect to going off to college on their own, but it really isn't that bad when you get here.
Also, I feel like I was defined in high school as being an athlete, specifically being a track superstar and all state soccer player. In some ways I felt like I had to live up to these expectations at all times, and that didn't really allow me to just be myself except when I was with my true friends. At UConn though it's nothing like that, people don't even know that I did track at all! So, I'm pretty happy about that.
I've definitely changed in other ways too, and I feel like this is for the better. I see so many kids who come to college and they are completely different people--they smoke pot, they drink everyday, they become really bitchy and/or arrogant, and to me that is a damn shame. All I can really say is that I adhere to my morals that I feel are right, and nothings going to make me do things I don't want to do. I think it shows a lack of character to become someone you aren't just to impress others, that shouldn't be how things go.
Well, that's about it for this post, I've been doing a lot of thinking about that sort of thing lately. This was mainly more for me than anything lol.
But I'm pumped for Halloween!!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Instant Dailies
Here's another reason why I really like UConn...the Newspapers! Basically we get a paper everyday called the Daily Campus, and it is pretty informative on the doings of UConn Campus. The best part about it though is that they have this section called the "Instant Dailies", which can pretty much be compared to such websites as FML.com or Texts from last night, etc. There's hella prestige if you make the top ten for a day, and usually they are very funny, here are a few funny ones over the last two weeks.
My boyfriend asked me what I wanted to be for Halloween this year. I said single.
Take your time UConn maintenance,the inch of water on my floor can wait.
My roomate just caught two ladybugs in one cup. Two ladybugs, one cup?
To the guy who left the completed crossword puzzle and sudoku in one of the library bathroom stalls, how long were you there for?
To the dude who sleepwalks down the hall: perhaps you should wear some pants before you go to bed.
To the delivery guy on Friday Night: Sorry I didn't tip you. Hope the free beer you funneled at my door made up for it.
Dear roomate: I appreciated waking up to you sitting on your bed staring at me in the middle of the night.
To the two guys that made out at Thirsty Dog just to see my friend and I kiss...we faked it, but I saw your tongues touch.
The rhythmic beating above me is getting extremely annoying...especially because I know it's freshmen playing DDR...
To the kid who wears the Ash Ketchum hat every day, you better check your Pokedex because I think you just caught my heart.
Should I have murdered the girl next to me who said, "What's BB TIX? What did I win?"
To the drunk guy who proposed to me last night...I'm not giving you your ring back.
And Finally, my personal favorite:
To the kid who gave a tree stump speech about the Confederacy coming back from Carriage, I hope you realize you are deep inside Union territory. And that you are insane.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
She Got A Donkk Donkk Donkk
Well I guess I'll start off with Thursday Night lol. For those of you that don't know the significance of homecoming week (I didn't either till a couple days ago), we basically have court voting that takes place from Monday to Wednesday, and then our highly popular, annual lip sync competition. When you think about it though, it's basically less of a sing off then it is a dance off, and the competitors were the four cultural centers in one category (Asian American, African American, Puerto Rican American, and the Rainbow center-because being gay is apparently a culture now lol) and the other category had all the fraternities.
Conner came up for the weekend and I have to say, it's the [second] best move by him to date. The "group" headed up to Gampel Pavilion and met up with some of Pat's girl friends (friends that are girls lol), one of them was actually really cute lol. Well, we were talking to them and all of a sudden, I look down and I see the most outrageous sight I've ever seen. Now, last year our high school president was gay, which was completely fine because he was hella funny and had swag lmao but what I see is this black girl absolutely breakin it down to She Got A Donkk by Soulja Boy.
Let me edit that, what I thought was a black girl lol was actually our runner up for Homecoming King, an outrageously gay black guy that was dancing hella girly lol and he was pullin out some crazy moves. Gampel would make such a great club because the bass that they had was literally shaking the whole Pavilion, you could literally feel it vibrating through your chest. We were cracking up watching this guy dance, he was literally humping the ground at some points lmao it was so freaken weird. Anyways, the competition got under way and it was amazing, the Asians held it down with an amazing dance routine lol they were like fuckin kabba modern from Americas Best Dance Crew. Also, the blacks represented, and the gays routine was just freaken weird but they could dance for sure. After that I crammed for a big bio exam that I actually did well on! On to friday...
Friday came around and we decided to hit up First Night, the Uconn's men and women's basketball's first night practice. It was off the wall. We went with essentially the same people that went to lip sync, and were mad pumped to meet the basketball team for the first time. Gampel was packed, and after waiting for a while the whole stadium went black.
Then they had a sick light show and started playing Thriller as loud as possible, listen to the beggining it was epic. As soon as it came on everyone stood up and I got the chills-it was amazing. The announcer then announced the players, they would get a huge applause lol and had their own theme music, so a lot of them started breakin it down. The basketball teams can dance so well its insane! Also, it is mad funny seeing 7 footers breakin it down hahaha
Friday night was pretty baller too but it was the typical stuff, and as for saturday...all im gonna say is hell yeah lol
Friday, October 9, 2009
It seems like on days when I have exams, a ridiculous amount of people suddenly start getting into contact with me again. "Hey, lets get lunch!" "Hey, we should totally go to south and eat today!" "Hi! Can I call you in ten?" etc. I mean, seriously it's nice that this happens, but gimme some time to cram why don't you! My one weakness is I have a hard time saying no lol so it puts me in a tough spot, I obviously have to study that's a no brainer, but I feel terrible doing it.
While I was on the phone with one of my many cousins lol, I hear a knock on the door. Pat and I look at each other in confusion, because literally no one comes up to Russell with the rug situation we have to visit. lol so Pat opens the door and I'll be damned if it isn't some creeper 40 year old guy.
Creeper:"Wanna buy a t-shirt?"
*Me and Pat look at each other*
Me:"Let's see them."
*Creeper pulls out a t-shirt entitled "UConn--We sink 'em, you drink 'em" with a picture of a rack of solo cups on them, at which Pat and I burst out laughing about. Me:"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nah we're good lol."
So that was weird lol. Also, recently went to see the Hangover at the SU theatre!! It was a lot funnier this time than last time, probably because the first time you're just like...HUH? WTF? at some of the parts and this time you're expecting it lol. After seeing the Hangover we headed to the gym, to lift some heavy weight son. Now, it was like 11:30 before we decided that it would be a good idea to go swimming. They have towels that they hand out in exchange for one's id, so we went over and grabbed a towel. Working there was some annoying girl who was trying to start a conversation, but Pat and I wanted none of that so we left. We change, and take a shower (with bathing suits on, thusly no homo) because everyone has to shower before going in the pool and we head to the door.
The door doesn't open.
Pat and I are just like WTF lol and start making fun of the girl for the next twenty minutes. "Oh btw, thanks for telling me that the pool was closed so as not to waste our time, since we so obviously were going swimming due to the goggles we were carrying, thanks a million!" lmao so yea goin home tomorrow and pumped
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Success
A bead of sweat drops down my forehead...I've never been more nervous in my entire life, I'm even more nervous than before a track race at States.
One thing is for sure though--my adrenaline is pumping, and as every Brown knows, once the adrenaline flows, failure is not an option.
What could possibly be making me so focused? SEASON TICKETS FOR UCONN BASKETBALL WERE ON THE LINE.
Basically, UConn can only sell so many season tickets, and due to the large number of prospective buyers, they have to do a lottery system where your name gets put in once if one is a freshmen, twice if a sophomore, three times if a junior, and four times if a senior. Now, out of the winners, a decent amount of people forget, or just don't pick up their tickets for whatever reason. These tickets are resold on October 5th at 10:00 pm. So literally a thousand people across campus are vying for those last tickets, could I, the unlucky guy that I am, pick up the tickets!?!?
Hellz Yeah lol, GOT EMMMMM YA BOI GOT HIS MOTHA EFFIN TICKETS ON THE REAL
Such an epic win, can't even explain it haha. After I got them, we went upstairs (myself, laura, and lyly) and took a seat at this table next to these two upperclassmen trying to get tickets. What jokes, they didnt land them!! lol so I cocked the computer screen facing them (not obviously) with my order confirmation email lol because let's face it, with such a big victory, a little rubbin' it in has to come with the territory.
Later that same night, Jimmy and I head out for a little fire chat at around 12. As we pass the trail by Jorgensen, we run into four kids walking the same way. One of the guy grabs Jimmy and I by the neck, clearly inebriated, and starts walkin with us like we've been friends for years. Apparently, it's the guys 21st birthday and he's extremely gone. We make friends with him though and find out who he is, apparently he's some big shot (may or may not be true) that is a senior, and was the N in UCONN at the football games lol. His friends were all sober lol so they were lookin out for him. He must have asked us if we were drinking a million times because we had gatorade bottles, but we kindly reminded him that it was a monday night lol. Anyways, we walked them back to South campus (more by necessity than anything else--he still had his arms around our necks) and he offered us a beer. Not wanting to get caught, we turned it down lol. The guy was crazy, but it definitely was something different haha, after that we were right by West so we hit up McGrath and talked in the Gazebo till about 2 a.m. before we headed home. Good Night lol
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Fairy Alert
So, I head over to the Female Orgasm lecture, and the theatre was packed!!!!! Thankfully, Jimmy had saved my seat, which btw I very much appreciate since like 40 people asked him to sit there, and I popped a squat. Jimmy introduces me to this kid Eric, who was sitting to his left, we shake hands and exchange the usuals. My first impression of Eric: definitely an experianced partyer. This kid looked like your typical frat kid, and he was a junior so he definitely had gone to Carriage his fair share of times. We start talking and laughing and I notice he has a very loud, to the point of being obnoxious, laugh.
As I settle in my seat while Eric Bouchard, Lauren Albert's bf, is giving us some information on some Metanoia happening at UConn, out of the corner of my eye I see this guy with a notebook sitting in front of us.
Really? You're taking notes at a Female Orgasm lecture? This guy needs some serious help lol haha. I notice he's written something already so I go in for a closer look. Word for word (I wrote it in my phone) the notebook says:
Dear God, Please silence these two guys behind me.
I've lost faith in humanity. "
Wowww he was talking about the guy Eric and his black friend who were cracking up at like every joke obnoxiously. No class. As I go in for a closer look, my gaydar goes off and now I'm confused, why is he even here? Everyone eventually notices, especially when he started making tallymarks next to the faith in humanity part everytime Eric and his buddy laughed at a joke. Naturally, that pissed Eric off so when we broke up into two groups Eric was like "Which side you goin on buddy?"
Not exactly the high road I would have chosen, but whatever. That guy was a grade A douchebag...
The show itself was actually very funny, definitely relieved some stress that I had studying for Chemistry which was good.
As for yesterday, I studied all day until I took my exam, then I hit up the 203! The alumni game got cancelled though =/ so basically the trip wasn't worth it, plus I took too long catching up with Geoff and the fam so I didn't get a chance to see the people I was really looking forward to seeing...
And it's my dad's birthday lol, so I got him Samurai Jack Season 4! lmao he loves that show
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Saturday
Sunday, September 27, 2009
It's Friday Night, and the feelin's right! Oh What A Night
Afterwards, I hit up the practice soccer fields with Jimmy, Will, and Jim McG to relieve some stress from the exams. As we walked onto the pitch we met some scrubs that were kicking around, and we asked them to play a game with us. They agreed.
Fun Fact about playing with flat balls: everyones touch goes to shit.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
3-2
I should've known, with a name like the Iron Curtain, its a guarentee. 3-2 win!
Bio Exam Tomorrow.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
My New Home
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Student Union Husky Ambassador Steve lol
Friday, September 18, 2009
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Monday, September 14, 2009
Random-nicity
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Finding Steve-o
Monday, September 7, 2009
Donde Esta Mi Amigo
Hella Spicy
Friday night was pretty nuts, I’m not really going to go into details, but suffice to say that everyone there was feelin’ good early on in the night and maintained that feeling throughout =]
Yesterday, despite my lack of inebriation, was highlighted by some of the funniest moments college has yet brought about. First, we hit up the goal patrol and were literally ten feet away from Maya Moore!!!!!!!!!! It was so cool to see the national player of the year just immersed in the game as if she were an average college student and not a soon-to-be-if-not-already iconic sports figure lol. Anyways, after UConn lost 3-0 (it was 1-0 going into the 80th minute, lots of blown chances), they had an autograph session with the team!! We got this freshman’s autograph, Greg King, the talented left back hailing from Austrailia, and then went over to get Toni Stahl's autograph. To give you a brief overview of what the scene looked like, it was just Jim McGrath and I amongst all of these 5-10 year old kids getting autographs lmao. Finally, as Toni Stahl neared us not two people away, we hear the cop come up to Toni and all of us and say “Ok guys, Toni needs to get to the locker room now, one more…”
Jim and I cast each other a frightened glance—our worst nightmare was unfolding before our eyes.
We frantically call out “Wait just one more! Please!” There must be a God because Toni kept signing papers, got to us, and then right after he signed both of our posters he hit the locker room. Crisis Averted. The poster is currently hanging up in my room!
Anyways, we hit up carriage (like usual) with Conner, Tim, Jimmy, Steve, Jim, Zoli, etc. We didn’t get there in time for much stuff, so we just used our pregame to carry us through the night. At about 1 a.m. we all headed over to Seargent Peppers for some grub, and upon arrival split up. Jim and I decided that we could use some wings so we headed over to Wings Express. A little background info. on Wings Express—the wings are straight FIRE! Jim and his roommate got 50 wings, flavored “hot” and were under the sink crying for twenty minutes after eating only four lol. It took a little while to find the place because we usually just order them for delivery, and when we were going around to find it, we heard a rustling by the garbage. We looked over and lo and behold a skunk jumps out only 5 feet away from us! Jim and I look at each other and book it as fast as we can out of there haha. We decide to take another route, and finally found it. We headed into Wings Express and find that there are hella arab guys working there. I realized then that that must be the cause of the extreme spicyness. I order 24 mild wings, thinking that mild is a step down from hot. To my temporary dismay, really mild is the lowest on the hierarchy of spicy, going
1) Mild
2) Medium
3) Hot
4) Armageddon
Thinking that the wings are probably wimpy, we open them up. A wave of spice hits us right in the face and we realize that even mildly hot wings are spicier than I can handle. As we are eating at Wings Express, just me and Jim at 1 am, suddenly the Arabs turn on the tv. This does not deter us from eating until we both pause between wings and hear the words “…and the first plane hit the North tower at 9:05 am.” We glance at each other uneasily lol and then silently finish eating and leave.
Earlier in the night we hit up “puke house”, and Tim, Jim, Pat, and I went on the porch in search of beverages. In the process, we met up with Lou Landolfi, who was talking to two girls. We introduced ourselves and exchanged names. The conversation went a little bit like this:
Girl 1: “Hi!! I’m Amanda, what’s your name?”
Me: “Hi! I’m Steve, nice to meet you.”
Girl 2: “Hey!!! Nice to meet you, my names Gina.”
Now, do not be mistaken. Although you may read the name “gee-na”, what she really said was “gye-na”, as in Va-gina lmfao. I asked her what her name was again, thinking I had misheard her, and then hear her introduce herself to Tim. He responds with “What was your name?” at least two more times, and then Jim follows suit. Tim and I just looked at each other after the introductions and started cracking up harder than I have at my whole time at UConn, it was priceless.
Morale of the story: Think before you name your kids.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
…Get Fun-Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well, a lot has happened in the last couple of days…specifically the first assembling of the goal patrol!!! It was just completely insane, I would say about two thousand students (if not more) all piled outside the east pavilion of Gampel CHOMPING AT THE BIT to cheer on the soccer team! Let me backtrack a little for a second, two of my friends were actually picked to be a part of the collection of people that chest-painted themselves with the letters “G-O-U-C-O-N-N-H-U-S-K-I-E-S-!” (they, who shall remain nameless out of respect, were the ‘G’ and ‘O’). Chills ran down every true-blue husky there as all two thousand people shouted in unison the Husky Cheer (Uconn! Huskies! Uconn! Huskies! Uconn! Huskies! Huskies! Uconn! WOOF!). After that inspiring chant, the masses of goal patrollers followed the lead of the "letters", some of which were running around at the front waving massive white and blue flags. The rest of the game, which we won two-nil vs St. Peters, was spent harassing the opponents team Carlos in every controversial way possible. We went after his Hispanic heritage (“I need someone to mow my lawn!”), questioned his manhood (when he was groveling on the ground in pain at a collision with one of our beast players), and bashed his girly attributes. It was a fuckin’ blast. The only downside is Toni Stahl didn’t play, hes too good for St. Peters. Next Up: # 24 Boston University
Today (Thursday) was hella fun too. Since Jimmy and I joined the Comedy Committee, we got a free t-shirt and helped put on “Subog Presents: Sebastion Manisculo”. Basically, Sebastion came to UConn and did standup for about an hour…the guy was mad funny haha. He had some good original Italian Jokes too, I encourage you to check him out lol. I’m starting a tradition, I will get the dvd/poster/picture of every comedian to come through UConn and have it autographed like I did with Sebastion's dvd today. That way, if they get famous I can say that I met the guy and prove it mwahaha
After that, we attempted to set up the loft for my bed in the room. Heres a picture of the room completely being restructured while trying to fix it.
Note to the reader: This is before we realized that the loft was meant for beds in North and unusable for beds in Northwest. The pegs were too far out!!! So we spent two hours taking the beds apart and moving them around for nothing. Luckily, Jimmy and Zoli and Jim mcgrath showed up and we bunked our beds so now we have a ton more space. Its gonna look great. Edit* It does look great lol
Finally, I just came back from the gym with Jimmy. We worked chest today, benched, dumbbell pressed etc etc. Also did a bitchin ab workout. The real story though is that we ran two 100’s at 12:15 at night. Now you might think…hey that’s really really really easy. However we almost threw up from the working out etc etc lol it was murder. That’s about it, party city tomorrow at carriage street =] ill keep ya posted
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Loft- Loft- Loft it upp!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Jews + BBQ = Epic Success
Confidence of a Statue
Also, I ran into a weird situation today lol. While walking out of one of the meetings with the dean of the college of liberal arts, I held the door for some people. This polish kid walks up to me and is like "Are you polish?" So I said "Nah Man, Im English."
"Oh, my name is Adrianvoshkowzneiea;lsdkgj"
"What?"
"Adrian Voshkowe;ljag;lds"
"Oh, whatsup Adrian, I'm Steve."
*Shakes Hand*
Adrian: "Are you a senior?"
At this remark I was flattered that he thought I was a senior, but frankly I did question whether he was still drunk because I really don't look anything at all like a 22 year old kid lol. So I said "Nah dude Im a freshman, what makes you think Im a senior?"
Adrian: "You have a presence about you when you walk, you have the confidence of a statue."
I was quite impressed with this compliment lol because comeon that's pretty creative. Im like picturing myself as Paul Fuckin Revere saving the nation or something haha!
I mean, that's fuckin badass. Although the girls I was with thought he was hitting on me haha, I'm stickin with my stance that he was just some weird, slightly creepy foreigner haha, plus my gay-dar is quite reliable.
Btw, my count of girls numbers up to this point: 10